On our date night we got a little dressed up and went downtown to the San Diego Strip Club..it's a grill your own steak place...now I was a bit scared of grilling my own steak, I like mine medium rare and didn't want to mess it up.

Me and Shealyn

We got our table and started looking through the drinks menu...I ordered a strawberry lemonaid thing and she got a beer, I was not too happy with my drink I thought it was going to be sweeter than what it was...I drank it anyways, then ordered a beer.
Shealyn and I always pig out when we are together, so we always order an appetizer and salad and then the main course...so on the appetizers on see mozzarella something...we love cheese so we order it. It was so weird, it was cold soggy mozzarella balls with pesto and tomatoes in a martini glass....I was not too pleased with my cheese selection. Thank goodness for the salad. We pick at our salads and enjoy our conversation about boys before we take on the grill.

Mozzarella Cocktail thing

Moving on to the main course neither one of us wanted to fuck up a steak so I got shrimp and she got chicken. I figured shrimp is easy, you cook it til its pink, I mean you can't really fuck up a color changing food. We walk over and throw our skewers on the grill, we stand there thinking we are hot shit until two guys come over to grill up their steaks and the ask us to move so they can get to the seasonings.....SEASONINGS!!! there are seasoning??? we are retarded we were standing right in front of them and didn't see them just like we didn't see the sign hanging behind Shealyn that stated how long to grill your items, we thought we just had to wing it, yes folks we are that dumb.

Do you see the seasoning right in front of me?

Do you see the sign right behind Shealyn's head?

So while Shealyn goes to the bathroom I look at the seasoning and find chicken seasoning and proceed to sprinkle the seasoning on her pretty much done chicken...why not right? lol

Once I am done burning our bread (yes you grill your own bread as well) we go back to our table and eat...upon looking at this meal....salad, weird cheese ball cocktail, shrimp, chicken and veggie skewers, we realize this is by far the healthiest meal we've ever had together...oh no no this will not do.
 We call over the waitress and order cheese fries.